Office Wellness Advocate Gifts

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

You are what you eat!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

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'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

Automatic Reply: Thank you for your email. I will be emotionally unavailable until further notice.

"So I can eat better here at work."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'