Office Wellness Advocate Mugs

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

You are what you eat!

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

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'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Automatic Reply: Thank you for your email. I will be emotionally unavailable until further notice.

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'