
The Dangers of National Safety Week.
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The Dangers of National Safety Week.
"Staff support"
Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer
"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"
"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"
"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."
"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."
"I just never 'think I can' anymore."
'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'
You are what you eat!
Office Ergonomics.
"It's hard to keep good people."
"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."
"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"
"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."
'I'm not a happy bunny.'
'It's noble of you to want to keep your employees happy, but I can't help by prescribing something for them.'
"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."
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"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."
'So ... what makes you uptick?'
'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)
'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'
Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...
'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'
"So I can eat better here at work."
Suggestion box paper shredder.
Automatic Reply: Thank you for your email. I will be emotionally unavailable until further notice.
He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.
"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"
If you know that you would benefit from a 15 minute nap during the day, do your best to take one.
a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work
"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"
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