Wellness Festivals Gifts

Gone For Acupuncture

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Well, well, well...'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Be Healthy

"Your contents have shifted."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Elfie Stick

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Home depot."

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga classes door.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."