Wellness Festivals Mugs

Gone For Acupuncture

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Well, well, well...'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Be Healthy

"Your contents have shifted."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Home depot."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Elfie Stick

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Self-esteem room

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Unguided imagery

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Critisize your weight.