Health Workshops Mugs

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Be Healthy

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Unguided imagery

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

Belief and Trust.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Brainstorm in progress.

Courage. Love.

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

Presentation skills.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'