Health Workshops Gifts

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Be Healthy

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Unguided imagery

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Belief and Trust.

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Brainstorm in progress.

Courage. Love.

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Presentation skills.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'