Wellness Gifts

"Try thinking about something else."

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

Problem/Worry/Avoidance/Anxiety/I'm Fine.

"It wasn't really insulin. You don't have diabetes yet. It was just a warning shot."

Depressed, not sleeping, low self esteem... still enough about me, what about you?

"How long have you been multitasking?"

"The speaker was rushed to the hospital with chest pains. Apparently, he has an opportunity with high blood pressure."

'That's part of out in-house, stress management program...'

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

With everything else I've got on my mind, now you're telling me I have to think about breathing?"

'Those 'light' cigarettes have given you 'light' cancer'

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'Breathe in and out? What other way is there?'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

'The secret to happiness is serotonin... Now available for $29.95 in this vitamin supplement which I endorse.'

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

At the health spa: "Where's the washroom? I need to detoxify."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I just try to focus on the positive side of things.'

Thank you for not drowning.

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

"... I CAN'T be 'at risk for a heart attack,' I never exert myself!"

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

Today's youth and their challenges