Wellness Gifts

"Try thinking about something else."

'Ooh, that's better!'

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

Problem/Worry/Avoidance/Anxiety/I'm Fine.

"It wasn't really insulin. You don't have diabetes yet. It was just a warning shot."

Depressed, not sleeping, low self esteem... still enough about me, what about you?

"How long have you been multitasking?"

'She's going to need a prescription for light-headedness, She fainted when I told her how much her meds cost,'

"The speaker was rushed to the hospital with chest pains. Apparently, he has an opportunity with high blood pressure."

'That's part of out in-house, stress management program...'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

With everything else I've got on my mind, now you're telling me I have to think about breathing?"

'Those 'light' cigarettes have given you 'light' cancer'

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'Breathe in and out? What other way is there?'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

'The secret to happiness is serotonin... Now available for $29.95 in this vitamin supplement which I endorse.'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

At the health spa: "Where's the washroom? I need to detoxify."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Before we discuss the side effects, Mrs. Gimler, I need to know if the hormone therapy is helping your mood.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I just try to focus on the positive side of things.'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Burned out doctor has a 'break glass in case of burnout' kit in her office.

"... I CAN'T be 'at risk for a heart attack,' I never exert myself!"

Thank you for not drowning.

Today's youth and their challenges