Personal Wellness Gifts

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

Secretive Weigh In.

Hypochondria reaches a peak in middle age..

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Well, well, well...'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Turn, turn and turn.

"Your contents have shifted."

PSA Banter.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Low-Energy Drinks

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Self-esteem room

Hot Pie Therapy

Unguided imagery

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Critisize your weight.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal