Personal Health Gifts

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

They hated me.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Licensed Therapist

America, are we learning anything?

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.