Personal Health Pillows

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

They hated me.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

America, are we learning anything?

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.