Personal Well-being Pillows

'Happiness is a unique experience. . . You' can't buy it or sell it.'

"Staff support"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

"Your contents have shifted."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Low-Energy Drinks

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Try thinking about something else."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Self-esteem room

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Unguided imagery

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Critisize your weight.