Psychological Well-being Pillows

"Just to let you know, that 'Is it in yet?' joke is pretty damaging to my confidence."

Turn, turn and turn.

Low-Energy Drinks

"The overthinker"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Secretive Weigh In.

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dreams I have had...

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Desk sign reads: Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"