Psychological Well-being Gifts

"Just to let you know, that 'Is it in yet?' joke is pretty damaging to my confidence."

Turn, turn and turn.

Low-Energy Drinks

"The overthinker"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Secretive Weigh In.

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Dreams I have had...

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Desk sign reads: Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"