Mental Well-being Gifts

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Missing U

Things That Aren't Problems At All That I Worry About the Most

'Hello, my name is Bill and I've been - aaaargh! I did it again!'

Lockdown phototropism

"I've channelled my negative emotions into creating even more negative emotions."

"You don't need an antidepressant. I'm prescribing 2 cute, internet, cat videos a day for 10 days."

"You've been in child's pose for almost three weeks. Just checking everything's OK. . ."

"Sorry to report your labs came back positive. There's no reason you can't continue your pessimistic lifestyle, though."

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

"I'm feeling better about the holidays now that I've found the right mix of yoga, meditation and mood stabilizing drugs."

"The herbal tea names used to be more soothing."

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Eileen's fear of aging follows wherever she goes.

"I have one indulgence: myself."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"My wife says I've lost that sparkle in my eyes. Can you test for that?"

"I shall choose to be happy."

"Just calling my analyst to say I'm having a wonderful time and to ask why."

Fed-Up Clock

Viking's Wizard Therapist

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"I know you're not as emotionally fragile as I am, and I want you to know how deeply hurtful that is to me."

Coronavirus crisis

"Do I love myself or is it lust?"

Stay apart & stay happy

'Now read that back to me.'

Make a Happy Nap...

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

Desk sign reads: Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Ashley the Approval Seeker

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."