Spiritual Well-being Pillows

"Hey, people doing downward dog -- quit sniffing people doing tree pose."

Turn, turn and turn.

Low-Energy Drinks

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"The overthinker"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Dreams I have had...

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Desk sign reads: Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Late-Onset Epiphany