Spiritual Well-being Pillows

"Hey, people doing downward dog -- quit sniffing people doing tree pose."

Turn, turn and turn.

Low-Energy Drinks

"The overthinker"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Dreams I have had...

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Desk sign reads: Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Late-Onset Epiphany