Employee Well-being Pillows

'No, Stanworth, feeling sick of your job does not qualify you for sick leave.'

"Staff support"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Turn, turn and turn.

Low-Energy Drinks

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Office Ergonomics.

"It's hard to keep good people."

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

'It's noble of you to want to keep your employees happy, but I can't help by prescribing something for them.'

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

Labor Day '19

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

"I don't think we can put off dealing with 'presenteeism' any longer."

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'