"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"
Employee Well-being Officer Pillows
Add a touch of comfort and encouragement with pillows designed for employee well-being officers—ideal for relaxing at the office or home, reminding them of their valuable contributions.
"Staff support"
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer
"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"
"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."
"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."
"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."
'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'
Office Ergonomics.
"It's hard to keep good people."
"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"
'It's noble of you to want to keep your employees happy, but I can't help by prescribing something for them.'
The Dangers of National Safety Week.
Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.
Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."
'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)
"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."
"So I can eat better here at work."
'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'
"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"
Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.
a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work
If you know that you would benefit from a 15 minute nap during the day, do your best to take one.
Suggestion box paper shredder.
'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'
Office Safety.
'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'
'No, Stanworth, feeling sick of your job does not qualify you for sick leave.'
'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'
Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!
"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."
Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.
'You're right, Haskell, I should get more exercise. Tomorrow I'm turning your office into a gym.'
'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'
Employee Well-being Officer Pillows Collection
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