Office Wellness Warrior Pillows

Part of the company's new fitness progress, I presume.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Well, well, well...'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Hot Pie Therapy

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'I hate Mondays.'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'Dog eat dog.'

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'