Weight Loss Wonder Gifts

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Snow Devil

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Injured backpacker.

Ice Skater

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

At the "Ice-C-U".

"Rockefeller Center."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Shaved Ice

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Socially distanced sledding

Christmas tree exchange