Weight Loss Wonder Pillows

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Snow Devil

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Giant Snowflake.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Gesundheit.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Ice Skater

Injured backpacker.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Rockefeller Center."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Shaved Ice

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Socially distanced sledding

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."