Weight Loss Explorer Pillows

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

'I've discovered a new diet. I can eat as much as I like but I'm not to swallow.'

'In just four days it's taken three and a half inches off my waistline.'

Health spa...

Before/After

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"Cardiac day patients?"

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"We've gone glutton-free."

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"I can fit you into a small cubicle on the third floor if you think you can lose twenty pounds."

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'Why did you switch doctors?', 'The last one was too skinny.'

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

"The diet seems to be working."

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."