Weight Issues Pillows

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Secretive Weigh In.

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Valleyview diet clinic

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"You won’t need refills."

Scales

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'