Weekend Water Warrior Gifts

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Friday

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Circus Act

The Perfect Cannonball

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Wrong leadership.

Getting through the week.

Non-Jet Lag.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

The Walk of Shame