Weekend Water Warrior T-Shirts

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Friday

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

The Perfect Cannonball

Circus Act

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Wrong leadership.

Getting through the week.

Non-Jet Lag.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Walk of Shame

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."