Weekend Warrior Angler Gifts

'Let it go. The ones on our car are better.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Friday

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Circus Act

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast