Weekend Anglers Gifts

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"This place has the best happy hour."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'Bored?'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"Only caught one, eh."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"You know very well what fish!"

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Packed bags

Magestically Marble Hill

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Fisherman