Weekend Fishing Enthusiast Gifts

"Fishing this weekend will be excellent."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"This place has the best happy hour."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Heads or tails?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing direction sign.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'Catching flying fish...'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.