Easter Weekend Warrior Gifts

"I don't care how busy you are as the Easter Bunny....it's not going to kill you to watch the kids for a while!"

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Circus Act

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Non-Jet Lag.

The Walk of Shame

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Monday around 9PM.

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.