Weekend Retreats Gifts

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

Glastonbury. After.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Gulliver's other travels.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Monk on the beach

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

No early morning tea past this landing

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Priest

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

"At last - no Trump."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Magestically Marble Hill