Weekend Liberator Gifts

'Give a man a fish, he'll want dinner for life...Teach a man to fish, you'll have weekend's free!'

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Culture Saturday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Friday

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

A DIY disaster.

Heading off with a packed bag

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Circus Act

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.