Weekend Barbecues Gifts

Family Barbecue

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Beach Barbecue

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Barbeque Casualty.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"Come and get it!"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Come and get it!'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."