Weekend Bbqs Gifts

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Barbeque Casualty.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'Come and get it!'

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

Dog waits for barbecue.

Family Barbecue

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Griller highlights never gets old

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."