Weekend Bbqs Gifts

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Barbeque Casualty.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'Come and get it!'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

Dog waits for barbecue.

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

Griller highlights never gets old

Family Barbecue

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'