Weed Wacker Warrior Gifts

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat in a tank...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Come and get it!"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'First weeds of spring.'

The household cavalry

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Emotional Support Pest

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Getting Rid of the Cure

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

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