Wedding Whiskers Gifts

Wedding Chefs

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I hate it..."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"You're amazing!"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Persian

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Puppy and Kitten.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'Now I really am sick.'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.