Kitty Whiskers Gifts

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

Wedding Chefs

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"You're amazing!"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Now I really am sick.'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Puppy and Kitten.

Persian