Lover Of Whiskers Gifts

I Love Cats/I Love Cat Lovers.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"You're amazing!"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Cats the musical

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'What a hunk!'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'

Yeah, well, when you're old, you'll get whiskers in weird places, too.

Adam was convinced that if he self identified as a cat he would have cat-like reflexes.

Man salutes as cat walks in.

Kitten is playing in a mountain of toilet paper 'What part of the word 'kitten' do you people not understand?'

"Whenever I wash my hair, I can't do a thing with it."

A cat listening to a record player

Do I a-mews-you?

"Tinkles you are my bestest buddy!"

"As soon as vacation's over, off it comes."

'Well no, your tusks are not impressive, but by golly, your whiskers are!'

"Uh - Oh, here comes old sourpuss."

Rat Hands.

Smirking Cat