Wedding Photographers Gifts

Wedding pictures.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

My First Camera

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Now that's an afro!'

Vlad the Impala

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Elfie Stick

Early photobombing

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Happy Easter

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Superheroes take a selfie

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'