Wedding Photography Gifts

'You seem upset. Is it because I took down our wedding photo, and replaced it with a photo of a buck I got last week.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Tourists

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

My First Camera

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Now that's an afro!'

Vlad the Impala

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"