Wedding Picture Aficionado Gifts

"It all bean with his insistence on being in the wedding pictures!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Wedding disaster #27.

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"