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"It all bean with his insistence on being in the wedding pictures!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.