Wedding Photographers Pillows

Wedding pictures.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

My First Camera

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Vlad the Impala

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Now that's an afro!'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Superheroes take a selfie

"Happy Gnu Year!"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Elfie Stick

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Happy Easter

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Early photobombing