Wedding Day Dreams Gifts

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Boat wedding.

The star hunters

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Breakfast surreal.

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Sleeping Potion

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'Yes, it is important - wake him up!'

Bridal bootcamp

Preachers with far too much input

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

When dogs dream...

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."