Wedding Calamity Appreciators Gifts

'Not quite the action shot we were going for!'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"OK, now what?"

No, they're not divorced --- She said that's her "ox-husband."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

I Pagliacci

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"Just junk mail."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Bravo!

The Nuptials of Miss Pecksniff Receive a Temporary Check

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

Sneezing dragon.

'That must be a television FIRST - Jamie Oliver burning the roast!'

"If I'm giving her away, how come it's costing me three thousand quid?"

'You would have to go back after your umbrella'

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

"I love a ceremony that has some tradition in it."

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

'You may kiss the bride, but no tongue.'

"Public display of rejection"

Ricochet

'You can't stand the sight of me, can you, Algernon?'

'How could I have known that the nozzle on my hair spray can would stick open?'

You CAN change a man, but then they divorce you, remarry and the new wife reaps all the benefits.

Nurse using a paper chain to deliver news.

If This Had Been an Actual Emergency

The End Was Near.

"Nobody cares any more."

Bridegroom escapes.