Web Talker Pillows

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"We don't talk anymore."

Moo Out Loud

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Woman on the phone.

WTF?

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Computer help.

Modern Narcissism

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"I am a control freak."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Cyber Fight

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"