Weather Pattern Decoders Gifts

Death by Isobath

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Raincloud Umbrella

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Information vs. confusion

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

The original sundial.

"Hey, Ed—is the next one a guy or a girl?"

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"