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Raincloud Umbrella

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Information vs. confusion

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"Hey, Ed—is the next one a guy or a girl?"

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

The original sundial.

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

"From one extreme to another, sheesh!"