Direction Decoders T-Shirts

"Head past the Mobil station, turn right at the dirt road with the old fence post, walk up the trail about 200 yards and you should get two solid bars."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

Recalculating

Hospital Departments

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

DIY horror.

You are here.

Challenge and solution

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

Information vs. confusion

Confused drivers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

You are Here

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

The Life of Riley...

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Fire Backwards.

Recalculating!

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

'Some scout he is!'