Direction Decipherer T-Shirts

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Hospital Departments

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Recalculating

Challenge and solution

You are here.

Confused drivers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

You are Here

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Fire Backwards.

Recalculating!

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

'Some scout he is!'

Scarecrow Directions

You are here.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.