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'We set this thing on golfball-sized and we'll be millionaires in no time.'

"I'm trying to hack into Mother Nature's computer so I can make it snow. I have some serious TV binge watching to do, so I need the snow days."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Raincloud Umbrella

Captain steering house through flood.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

TV News. Multiple drenching thunderstorms are forming over the region. What's your weather segment lead-in? "There's a soaker born every minute!"

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

A Cumulonim-bus

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

The original sundial.

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'