Weather Manipulator T-Shirts

"I'm trying to hack into Mother Nature's computer so I can make it snow. I have some serious TV binge watching to do, so I need the snow days."

Raincloud Umbrella

Captain steering house through flood.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

A Cumulonim-bus

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

The original sundial.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."